What can melt your heart?

He- (blank face)

Scene2- playing with neighborhood kid.

Why do people see porn pics when they can watch porn videos instead?

Me- accha, okay okay, i agreed.

Me- i mean to say why you came to my house? (like an interviewer)

Me- (laughs)

What is the kinkiest thing you and your sex partner have done in bed?

Not infants but kids. Specially kids from nursery-class5. Their laughs, their smile, their ‘thankyouu’, their humorous talks and senseless questions everything melts my heart.

I don't have any younger brother or sister so when children in my school calls me ‘didi’, i am like-

hearhim (ignore my voice)

What happened to the American Russell Bentley from Texas that was fighting for the pro-Russian commies?

My was over so i was standing among the kids of monitor group as my friend was their deputy head.

Scene- oath ceremony

Everyone - okay didi.

Are you more of a butt guy or a boob guy?

Me- hey, what's your name? (to everyone one by one)

Everyone- let's play ‘ek machli pani mai gyi’

What do all Indian parents have in common?

He- shulutii ke saath t..si le saath..

Me- (keep laughing)

He was that kid in the above attached video. He calles me ‘shuluutiii’

Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?

One of them- no let's play ‘das bees’

In between, they all might have called me didi for more than 6–7times.

Their voice, when they call my name and sometimes if they tease me that blushing is real.

Even Captain James T. Kirk was trapped in a woman's body. Don't you think he'd support trans people?

Girl- your face with these two ponytails look like doll

Me- one by one we'll play both of them okay?

Me- (who don't even know doll jesi ponytails kya hoti) hein? From which angle this ponytails look like that of dolls cutie?

What are James Potter's flaws?

This isn't the first time someone said this to me but this was something different that put a smile on my face.